Check this out, there is a group out there called, Rapture Notification Service. For a small fee they will notify you 30 minutes before the rapture takes place so you can make peace with God. Well isn't that special. Peter couldn't do it heck even Christ couldn't tell ya when the end was coming, but at Rapture Notification Service we have all the answers. You will recieve a fancy Rapture card, and yes they do take visa, mastercard, and americanexpress, which by the way, at the rapture you will want to leave home with out it. I know, I know, you think I'm making this up but for those of you who have nothing better to do then read my sloppy written blog, check it out for your self https://www.rapturenotification.com/splashPage.hg People are either stupid or guliable. Stupid to think I'm going to use my Mastercard to sign up for this ripoff. Some are goofy enough to do it. I would hope that none are goofy enough to think this is for real, but you never know, do you. I remember back in the 70s when we were all buying "pet rocks". For you younger ones out there who had heard about these "rocks" from your parents and thought they were messing with your minds, nope it was for real, I had one. Somebody went out in their driveway got a rock glued some eyeballs on it and sold it to my mother. I also had " Pet sea monkeys", a spring, although we called it a slinky. I used to buy 10 cent bubble gum and throw away 5 baseball cards now worth thousands of dollars. Come to thank of it, sign me up, maybe a rapture card will give my great grandkids a good laugh 70 years down the road, if nothing else they might be able to trade it in for a piece of bubble gum. Until next time my praying two legged friends May God grant us his grace so that we may laugh at our self and once in a while at those along side of us, the Peace of Christ be with you